hello! nice to see you! ^_^
if you hadn’t guessed, I’m Janet - this is a planet inhabited entirely by Janet(s), you see!
please note that there may be additional Janets hiding here somewhere. I’ve never seen them, but Janets are famously good at hiding!
proof: there’s a Janet hiding, somewhere on your planet, right now. no one has ever found her. if you want to try to find her, good luck! you’ll need it!
fact 1: I am a Janet.
fact 2: as a Janet, my lifespan is beyond mere mortal comprehension. even the very concept of a lifespan as it applies to me would make no sense to you. for simplicity, let’s say I am 20 “years” “old”.
fact 3: I like hugs. hugs are good. do you want some hugs? if not, the next thing I say in this fact doesn’t apply to you: *hugs*
fact 4: facts are fun! but I should probably stop giving facts now! sorry, but you know how it is - two may facts sproil the brooth!
fact 5: 5 is equal to ((), (()), ((), (())), ((), (()), ((), (()))), ((), (()), ((), (())), ((), (()), ((), (())))))*
fact 6: have some inexplicable toki pona! this is definitely how facts work.